cookieofdoom

“I want to drive, so I’ll get a hummer with a stick shift and I’ll have a fifth Jose Cuervo, blindfold myself, and go for a drive on the freeway during rush-hour. That’ll teach me how to drive. That’s the equivalent of teaching Ecclesiastes at your first book. Any book that starts off ‘meaningless,’ you know it’s gonna be real hard to clear that one up. By the end I had a bunch of indie-rockers who wanted to commit suicide.”